Marissa Matthews: The Fat Woman with the World's Biggest Victim Complex

 (Warning: Strong languages and rants ahead)

 

 

            To start this piece, let's recap (again) about what body positivity movement, or at the very least, what REAL body positivity really is. It's a movement aimed for people born with different bodies as a result of either a genetic condition, body forms, and irreparable injuries, be it amputations, scars from either fire or various accidents. That being said, according to some people, fat bodies should be included inside the body positivity agenda, aimed to destigmatize fat people amongst the societal life. In paper, this is a noble cause, but in reality, this is a total trainwreck. I have to apologize in advance, because in this piece, I'm about to go loose cannon on this subject matter.

 

            And from this movement, which nowadays resembles more like a undrivable shitbox of a rusty car rather than a well-oiled machine akin to a Le Mans Hypercar, came slew of "fat activists" who honestly, weigh more than all 20 Formula 1 drivers combined. (In)famous names like Virgie Tovar, Tess Holliday, even a shit-for-brains nutritionist Linda Bacon (I know she goes by the name of Lindo Bacon and the "they/them" pronouns but fuck it) who first coined the term "health at every size", which in Mortal Kombat terms, is like the Shang Tsung or Shao Kahn of body positivity/fat acceptance movements. Some of them don't even used the term "fat bodies", instead opted to use "marginalized bodies". I have to say this to open your eyes, BUT YOU ARE THE MOST PRIVILEGED CLASS OF THIS WORLD, YOU FUCKING LARDASS. 

 

            Onto the subject of this piece, and the information are a lot scarce than I anticipated. But this living cannonball is infamous for her horrible takes (some even said that it's either downright hilarious or offensive) when it comes to body positivity. Her name is Marissa Matthews, and she is from Ottawa, Canada. She is most active on TikTok (God, not this forsaken app again), with most of her content consist of either "what I eat in a day" videos, flaunting her flabby bits or responding to "hate speech" and "fatphobia" with real hate speech and body shaming. Her mouth is deadlier than the Chernobyl nuclear powerplant, the Fukushima nuclear reactor, the Merapi volcano and the supertanker oil spill combined.

 

            Let's take a look at some of her takes on body positivity, and I have to remind you, dear readers, that I have burned millions of my brain cells just to provide this for your entertainment. On one video, she replied to one of the comments from someone who lost weight after living their life as a fat kid reminding her of the long-term danger of obesity by saying "I don't care about you or your life... your experience does not warrant harassing me with unwanted health advice and your opinion on my body". First of all, you pea brain, they just wanted to share their experience to REMIND you of how dangerous being fat in the long run, not to harass your privileged, fat ass! 

 

            One of her signature bad takes is the difference between fat shaming and skinny shaming. According to her, fat shaming is rooted in systemic oppression, whether racism, homophobia, transphobia, and all of those leftist trigger words that other "activists" like to spew, while skinny shaming is simply bullying. Other takes including that the body positivity movement is founded by black LGBT fat people, hence those bogus connections. I have to call bullshit on that, because falling too far on either side of the scale is as equally dangerous as the other one. If you are too skinny, or even anorexic for that matter, is dangerous due to low food and energy intake to the point of constant starvation. In short, being too skinny could kill you if you underfeed yourself. What you perceive as "skinny", is what we as a normal society called "fit" or "normal". Whilst being too fat is equally dangerous, partly because instead of underfeeding, you overfed yourself and never paid any attention to your daily calorie intake. If you passed a point of no return, it would slowly kill you through complications on your body as a result of piling body fat. And for the second take, body positivity is meant to support EVERYONE WHO FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE INSIDE THEIR OWN SKIN. I have to reiterate that the movement, in its face and core values, meant for everyone with different bodies as a result of genetic deformities or disabilities be it from accidents or irreversible injuries. And the movement also open for literally everyone, whether black or white, straight, or gay or bisexual, and for everyone across the globe. Apparently, Marissa's head is so far up her own ass, that anything or everything she perceived is viewed through the lens of "fatphobia" would be deemed as such, even if the comments she read is as harmless as a falling leaf.

 

            And I guess that's just her brand of content, responding to some comments (remember, these comments are in no means harmful, just some PSA on the dangers of obesity with a bit of harmless trolling sprinkled on the side) with pure hatred, malice, and nonchalantly harass other people with differing opinions (and body size with various degrees of real disabilities) and brand them in one fell swoop as fatphobic. And this, in turn, landed her in trouble multiple times with TikTok, who deleted some of her comments for harassment and bullying. And what did she do? She blamed it on the app for deleting her comment and the commenter for getting her own comment axed for harassment. Yeah, talk about grace and poise right there. She is also a bit fucked in the head when it comes to the definition of "boundaries and consent". She loves to preach about those two topics, but in reality, she's a double standard holding bitch who apparently doesn't bother to respect other people's boundaries and always have her two cents about her "valid opinions" for those who do not want them. And she delivers them unsolicited. I can safely say that she has a planetary-sized victim complex if I've ever seen one. 

 

            And you are probably thinking, "is this woman even serious?" And unfortunately, she is as serious as she come. And come to think of it, at least some of the "fat activists" currently plaguing this God's green Earth is "strong and independent boss babes", but not poor Marissa Matthews. She is the exact opposite of the mantra, despite her manhole of a mouth spewing otherwise. She is actually a 27-year-old unemployed sloth who lives with her mother. And to top it all off, her mother is a textbook example of an enabler. Yes, we are dealing with a dependent fat woman and her enabling mother who sees nothing wrong in her "poor little baby". I know I said something about a mother's unconditional love, I discussed it while talking about Achraf Hakimi, which is a totally different story, but the way I see it, it's not love, it's borderline abuse. The mother literally set Marissa up for failure and an early death. 

 

            I really want to talk more about this trainwreck of a woman, but I am too burnt out to even consider continuing my research for this piece, not while losing more brain cells and IQ points along the way. All I can say is that Marissa Matthews is a textbook example of an ignorant, privileged fat activist who sees everything in one dimension, and dismissing other opinions by framing them as "fatphobia", while also weaponize her victim complex to avoid responsibility, even when the evidence is clear, and all stacked against her. Remember, if you want to be wherever you are, be my guest. But don't force your opinion on someone just because you view yourself as the most important person on the Internet. And one more thing. Don't be Marissa Matthews. She's one big bad influence.

Daniel Larson: The Next Chris Chan?

 (Warning: Strong languages, graphic references, and disturbing materials ahead)

 

 

            Well, let's get back to everyone's favorite internet subject: lolcows. If I have to be frank, this subject is one of my favorites to write, discussing several internet personalities who are famous for all the wrong reasons. But nevertheless, it's always an interesting topic to dive into, because you never know the full extent of the story until you research it yourself. Last time out, Chris Chan (born Christopher Chandler, now Christine Chandler) was the main subject when it comes to (in)famous lolcows. But then, came one man from Colorado, USA, who might be in par or maybe even worse than Chris Chan himself.

 

            Say hello to Daniel Larson. He was born on the 15th of November 1998 in Lancaster, California. Despite this, he is mostly based in Denver, Colorado. To say that he has a turbulent childhood would be an understatement, as he grew up in an abusive and neglectful home, fueled by his abusive mother and a possibly neglectful and enabling father. at age 11, he was separated from his parents to live with his grandmother, who is also allegedly enabling him. He was placed in Tennyson Center for Children as a means of rehabilitation until he was 14 years old. When it comes to his mental state, Larson has "a laundry list" of mental conditions according to his father, ranging from ADHD, autism, intellectual disability, bipolar disorder, and allegedly, even schizophrenia. For years, he was taken care by his grandmother up until her passing in 2019. And ever since, he's spending most of his time jumping from housing to housing, sometimes sleeping at the side of the road, as he is effectively homeless.

 

            Behind all those problems, young Daniel Larson still has some aspirations with his life, mainly for music and sports, but he is obsessed by the former so much, his other endeavors left abandoned to the side. He is also active on several social media platforms, most notably TikTok. His online escapades cemented himself inside the lolcow pantheon, similar to Chris Chan and Chance "Cyrax" Wilkins. There are two reasons why Larson is consistently trolled by the Internet, one of which is his music "career." Primarily, he used his TikTok account to document his escapades along the state of Colorado, all the way to California, and to say that those videos are pretty odd is saying it at the very least. 

 

            There are two main sagas that put Daniel Larson on the lolcow map, one of which is his aforementioned delusion that he is a famous musician. trolls used this to trick him into thinking that he is noticed by the biggest music labels, while actually, this is only a ploy to milk him just for the shits and giggles. The way this works is some trolls would pose as an executive claimed to be working with major labels who had taken an interest with Larson's music, which is as enjoyable as a big pile of horse shit. He would bite the bait and announce on his TikTok that he would be working with said label, who instead of facilitating his career, they would coerced Larson into doing some stupid and the most humiliating shit they ever pulled on him, and add to the fact that Larson himself is completely oblivious of this, it would only go well as a crazy way trolls would do to milk him off his content. Larson is also notorious for his NSFW contents on this platform, often subjected for multiple bans by TikTok for positing his buck nude contents, including the one instance where he flashed his dong during a livestream. I don't know what to say at this point, but since I've come in contact with degenerates like this, I'm not surprised anymore. 

 

            The second is his borderline creepy fixation on young singer Grace Vanderwaal. He first became aware of the young singer back when Grace made her appearance in America's Got Talent. He was captivated by her singing, and believed that Grace would suit him per his grandma's "wish" that Daniel should date her. It all started when Larson claimed that he and Grace are currently working on a "collaboration project", and subsequently confessed (this, of course, only happened inside his twisted mind). He then proceeded to announce to his fanbase that he and Grace were officially dating, but in fact, she hardly even knew the guy, let alone agreed to date him. This, then, emboldened the trolls to pose as Grace, and again, coerced him to do the vilest shit the Internet has ever recorded. 

 

            I did mention that Larson has a slew of mental disorders and illnesses, right, well, you can pretty much find every single disorder under the sun, ranging from autism, ADHD, borderline personality disorder, even schizophrenia. But that is not the only thing that Larson suffered from. His physical condition is not well either, as he spends all of his time in the day walking on foot, getting sunburn while at the same time, cared too little about his hygiene. And this is the same guy that boast about being a famous musician and dated Grace Vanderwaal. Sure, he has quite a posture, standing in 1.77 meters (5ft 11 inches) tall, but he's pretty skinny in that stature, only weighing 52kg (115lbs). As per the time of the writing, it is speculated that Larson is actually lost more weight since, counting to the fact that he is currently homeless. 

 

            For starters, since he pretty much walks on foot, he has some foot conditions like trench foot, which is what happened when someone's foot is exposed to excessive moisture for too long, likely got its name from war times, since trenches during the time were always wet. His ankles are also heavily inflamed, likely because he never stops walking, which in turn, worsens his trench foot. He has other issues plaguing both his feet, such as plantar warts and severe blister. When you thought his foot problems are bad, wait until you read this: Daniel Larson have scabies infested inside him. This particular condition is a highly contagious one, caused by a small mite named Sarcoptes scabiei, and it's easy to spread and hard to treat, often times the clothes of the infected is discarded and destroyed, and the person being put in strict containment.

 

            His dental health is also as bad, if not worse than his foot or even his mental state. He is confirmed to have hypodontia, which is a condition that affect his dental development, and he has missing teeth due to this. On the other side, he also has some teeth out of position, and suspected to have an overbite, since in his videos, he talks to the camera with two of his front teeth showing, which is also have two different sizes, allegedly from unfixed crowding. 

 

            In short, the story of Daniel Larson is as intriguing as well as strange to put it mildly. He is in many ways similar to Chris Chan and Cyrax, but in a more frightening sense, since he is practically homeless, not cooped inside his room like the aforementioned two. From his social media escapades, his obsession with a young female singer, and his "music career", he is constantly being targeted for trolling, sometimes to the extreme extent. If I have one single advise for this guy, is to get off social media, get yourself a stable life (that means a home, a job, and a stable income), and for the love of all that is holy, get yourself cleaned up.

The True Kitchen Nightmare: The Story of Amy's Baking Company

 (Warning: Strong languages ahead)

 

            I have to say that during my 27 years of living on this planet, I am not a fan of reality television. These programs, even though have good intentions of showcasing regular lives of ordinary people, are cringeworthy for most of the time, as these same ones are watched by millions of people not because of the journey that these regular people have been through, but for all the drama surrounding it, and sometimes, the showrunners, producers, even the networks that authorize the broadcast often ask for more drama to attract more viewers, and in turn increasing their ratings to earn more profit, sometimes in the expense of the talents involved. 

 

            But even though these shows are allegedly not as real as they can be, some shows can be as a steppingstone to fame, or in this case infamy of the parties involved. And one establishment gained their notoriety thanks to a reality show centered on rescuing failing culinary institution. The program I'm currently talk about is called Kitchen Nightmares, hosted by non-other than the Scottish culinary legend Gordon Ramsay. The premise is pretty simple, Ramsay would travel across the United States to hopefully help saving various struggling restaurants, often drowned in extensive debt. On one side, this program paints a light about the culinary industry as a whole, that it's not all about serving good food and being a contributor to the community, but also the business side of it, and some restaurants are more struggling than everyone else. On the other, it also highlighted the grim reality that some restaurants, if not managed property, no matter how hard the efforts, would instead sink faster than it would be capable to do. 

 

            The program's format works as follows: Gordon would respond to the restaurant's request for help and traveled to said restaurant. His first step is to observe the both the exterior and the interior of the establishment, and to sample some of the dishes that the place offered. Most of the time the food is either bad at best or disgusting at worst. After the initial assessment, he would confront the staff and the owners and explained what went wrong with the food, often with explosive results. The show then moved to dinner service inspection, where Gordon oversees how the service was conducted, most of the time also ended in failures. At this point, he may be inspecting the cleanliness of the kitchen and the walk-in freezer, and in the majority of that occasion found nothing but filth, mold, rust, even expired and contaminated ingredients (cross-contaminations are prevalent, by mixing cooked ingredients with raw ones, especially meat and poultry products). After concluding and identifying the problems, he then proceeded to overhaul the establishment by revamping the interior and its menu, and the episode ends with the restaurant's relaunch, and Gordon left the place and continuing on his journey. Most of the time, the format has stayed in this formula for most of the show's time on air, until one establishment came and wreck it all forever.

 

            Let's stop by Scottsdale, Arizona, and meet Salomon "Samy" Bouzaglo and his wife Amy, owners of Amy's Baking Company. Samy invested roughly over US$ 1 Million to the place, which was first opened its doors in 2006 as a way of fulfilling her dreams in the culinary arts. Samy is an Israeli national while Amy is American, both were married by the time the episode aired. Initially, they send their SOS to Gordon for "bad review-driven loss". Not only that, but they also have a surprisingly high staff turnover in the show's history. The episode's cold open showcased the couple's utter insanity, but not until Gordon arrived, when they finally reveal their true colors. At first, Ramsay was pleased by the interior of the restaurant, the cleanliness of the kitchen and the freezer, and also praised Amy for her exceptional baking skills (Mind you, looking at their behavior as depicted at the time, this is allegedly Amy and Samy's way to distract Gordon from the real problems at hand). But when it comes to their other products, however, let's just say it left a bad taste on his mouth. 

 

            And this is not limited to the gastronomy side of the restaurant, the staff treatment, as Gordon would find out, is as equally appalling. One server, Miranda, whom he met during filming revealed that she never made any tips from waiting tables, as the money she rightfully deserved went to Samy instead. Samy justified this by saying that he's the one working front house most of the time, albeit poorly (He is technologically crippled, as he demonstrated his inability to operate a point of sales (PoS) machine properly). It is revealed towards the end of the episode that the establishment has fired over 100 staff members in the span of 18 months (initial number was 50 according to a former employee). Come dinner service, the reality quickly descends on Gordon as he found out the reason why the food was sub-par, but not the desserts: Samy never told Amy about the problems and mishaps of her cooking, and she would instead deny any wrongdoings. It also became clear that the "fresh ravioli" offered in the menu was actually cheap, store-bought, frozen ones. The Scotsman then announced that ravioli is off the menu, much to Amy's chagrin. She also blamed others for her own mishaps as well; she accidentally told Kate, one of the servers the wrong table number while serving an order, but when asked to verify, she instead accused the waitress of "having an attitude". 

 

            And for the pièce de résistance, Gordon caught Samy pocketed the tip meant for the waitress, and proceed to tear him a new one, sparking a profanity-laced argument that ends with Amy shutting down operation and Kate, the poor waitress fired on the spot. During the final moments, before the inevitable truth, he tried to list everything that was wrong during the service, but the husband-wife team refused to listen. After that shocking turn of events, as well as finding the restaurant closed the day after service, and several interviews with former staff members, Gordon finally came to one unanimous conclusion: Samy and Amy Bouzaglo are too far gone and beyond help to the point of no return, and it's best for him to steer clear. For the first time ever, after roughly 5 seasons, on the 16th episode of the 6th season, Gordon Ramsay walked away from Amy's Baking Company before he could save it. This went down in history of the show as the one who got away, a restaurant he was forced to walked away from before he could salvage.

 

            After the episode had aired, the restaurant, as well as Amy and Samy became an overnight sensation (in a bad way, of course), capitalizing on their infamy to gain more traction online, only to be met with more harsh reviews and trolls from those who want the laughs. At this point, they are pretty much the biggest lolcow both online and offline. Let me tell you, it's all because of the memes. But how did the Bouzaglos responded to this? In true unhinged fashion, especially on their facebook page, millions and millions of angry comments flooded the facebook timelines, but when it comes to clarify those comments denouncing the critics, these jackasses had the audacity to lie, telling the press that the supposed facebook page had been hacked. Some encounters after the episode detailed even more unhinged behavior, particularly from Samy, as he was once confronted a customer while holding what appears to be some form of a bladed weapon, most likely a kitchen knife. But Samy again denied this, claiming that the object he held was actually a pen. Hell, they once ended up in another TV show, this time Dr. Phil, where they were confronted by Dr. Phil himself about their behaviors before and after Kitchen Nightmares. Spoiler alert, they are still the same delusional jackasses that Gordon encountered. The fucking audacity of these two bozos. 

 

            Soon, internet detectives began to dig up both Amy and Samy's pasts and discovered horrifying facts about their previous endeavours. Amy Bouzaglo, or rather, Amanda Bossingham, was once involved in a bank fraud case of "misuse of social security number" in 2003, where she attempted to apply a US$ 15.000 bank loan using her ex-husband’s last name. As a result, she served almost one year in prison. Samy on the other hand, has even more grim record, as he is banned from France and Germany, and has records involving drug distribution, extortion and making threats. Some even say that the dude has ties with the mafia, although the details are mostly unspecified. This revelation then came back to bite Samy in his Israeli ass, as he was deported back to the country (?) in 2018. 

 

            So, what happened with Amy's Baking Company after all the fiasco? In short, the restaurant ceased to exist in September 2015. Amy herself tried to publish a cookbook but ended up with little to no success. After closing the doors for good in Scottsdale, the couple moved to California until Samy's eventual deportation. Nowadays, they spend their lives in Israel, with Amy resuming her baking endeavors and opening her own bakery. Kitchen Nightmares has since stopped airing, concluding its seventh and final season on the 12th of September 2014, putting an end to the program started in 2007. In its place, a similar program called Gordon Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back aired between 2018 to 2020, as the pandemic hit the world. There had been talks to revive the show, but so far, it is still in the works.

 

            To bookend this piece, I must say that the culinary industry, although is quite glamorous with all of the indulgence of sense, taste, and smell, is one hell of an industry to ever existed. Chefs and all restaurant personnel are working tirelessly behind the scenes to deliver delicious crafts of gastronomy for the wider population to enjoy. Programs like Kitchen Nightmares painted us a harsh reality that if an establishment is managed incorrectly, either for low standards, toxic working environment, possible health hazards, and even delusional and insane restaurant owners could lead that restaurant into bankruptcy and eventually forced to shut down for good. And with Amy's Baking Company, their delusions and refusal to change their ways proven to be their own downfall. And that is the true kitchen nightmare.

Lolcows: The Biggest Source of Internet Cringe

         When you surfed on the Internet for an extended period of time, you probably will encounter several internet personalities or celebrities who are famous for plethora of things, whether their personality, their likeability, or their sense of humor. Some of them are also known to be the biggest laughingstock of the world wide web, they themselves being totally oblivious of the fact. These types of people are easily discoverable on every corner of the web, mostly on social medias, and people can't help but to witness their degeneracy as the means of boosting internet clout. 

 

            There is a term that would describe these people perfectly, and the term in question is "lolcows". It borrows its own term from "cow", which is a farmstock animal typically raised for the milk to be harvested. And from this definition, a lolcow is a type of person on the internet who is gullible and highly exploitative, typically trolled in regular basis with the means of producing cringeworthy content or to divulge embarrassing information to be weaponized against them just for fun without them realizing it for one bit. In short, lolcows are more or less like a "cash cow", but instead of monetary revenue, the internet is spoiled with funny, mostly cringe content generated by some people who are unaware that they are being manipulated, often extensively. 

 

            There is a big rift when it comes to lolcows and those who are presented as a legitimate comedian on the web. Comedians tend to plan their contents carefully, accounting for their viewer base, and are doing it willingly. Lolcows on the other hand, are trying to present themselves as a serious creator, but inexplicably ended up producing content that are instead perceived to be unintentionally hilarious, despite the creator's initial direction.

 

            When it comes to the world-renowned lolcows, Chris Chan immediately sprung up to mind. Since he is the most documented person on the internet, if not the world, every move he did is meticulously recorded, including his (mis)adventures of finding his true love, even if it means that he must post videos or contents with compromising materials, or his full-blown delusions about the animated dimension and the real world being merged together. From the discovery of his Sonichu comics to his arrest and subsequent incarceration for incest, everything and anything that he has ever done was meant to be on a serious note, but alas, the internet never gave its two cents, and instead presented him as the biggest buffoon ever lived. When it comes to the epitome of a lolcow, Chandler is the first person come into mind.

 

            Lolcows of this caliber tend to perceive everything according to their viewpoints only and dismissing what the outside world said about them. This then, created a perfect recipe for internet disaster, as more people inevitable came to their contact, and ended up getting trolled relentlessly. One particular person who also fits this category other than Chris Chan, is the man named Chance Wilkins, or Cyrax as known to the Internet. To say that Cyrax and Chandler is alike if not one of the same is an understatement. While Chandler is autistic and has a big obsession of becoming a comic book artist, Cyrax on the other hand, is deluded enough to think that he is a famous rapper, while in reality, he is a 30-ish year old, 5 feet (1.52 meters) tall, rage-filled man-child known as a plagiarist, sexual assaulter, a pedophile, and a narcissist. Why a plagiarist? Well, his own music catalogue, even his own stage name is nothing but stolen materials from other artists. His obsession with fame in the music industry is the main reason why this man is known as the lolcow of the year after Chandler's incarceration. Trolls use this to enable his fantasies and manipulating him extensively. His appearance on its own is more likely a result of several physical deformities, like progeria. It is also rumored that he may have a condition called cleidocranial dysplasia, where certain bones in the body don't develop. He is also born with one kidney and developed lung issues. These deformities, either physically or mentally, are mainly stemmed by his parents, specifically his mother's alcohol addiction by the time of Cyrax's conception. Some might say that both of his parents are intellectually disabled. 

 

            I don't know how others would react, but the mukbang genre of YouTube can also produce gold when it comes to a lolcow being loose on the Internet. Case in point, the big, fat, ugly mess that is Nikocado Avocado. For years, hundreds and thousands of eyes watched the evolution (in this case, an evolution going in reverse) of this former vegan and a skilled violinist from a relatively healthy man to an obese degenerate who does nothing but gorging himself on fast food in large quantities and screaming and wailing like a middle-aged woman with a midlife crisis. Watching his mukbang videos is bizarre enough, and the fact that he also operates an OnlyFans account doesn't help his case. Some lolcows that fit this description are also known for their love-hate relationship with fans and trolls alike. Just look at Amberlynn Reid. What this lady have done is starting a YouTube channel to document her weight loss journey, but quickly devolved into a mukbang channel, plus all the stuff that she did that incurred the wrath of the Internet. It seems like there is a cycle of some sort when it comes to this woman's whole content. She started by promising to try a new diet plan, then subsequently abandon it, and when confronted, she spewed lies after lies to present herself as the victim of her own laziness. What makes her a lolcow in this sense is the presence of enablers-who are her own friends and girlfriends-further stroking her planetary-sized ego (and body).

 

            Egotism, it seems can contribute to someone being labeled on the Internet as a lolcow, as their strong sense of entitlement trumps all of their strong points, making them susceptible for trolling and online harassment. Some of the can be outright creepy. One instance of this is someone by the name of Daniel Larson. This Denver, Colorado native is actually a schizophrenic man known for his TikTok escapade, as well as his rather unusual behavior, particularly towards underage girls on the platform. Hell, he once had a ridiculous amount of underage smut material, and nonchalantly confess it to the internet. Talk about being bold and outright dumb at the same time. As with Cyrax, Larson is also highly delusional about being a famous musician, always convinced that he is a big-time celebrity, but in reality, the trolls only engage with him to enable his fantasies and ultimately humiliate himself without him even realize it for one bit.

 

            In short, lolcows are those type of people who are oblivious to the fact that their presence on the internet is nothing more than a subject of amusement for trolls to indulge. They might present themselves as serious and factual, but all the trolls see is jokes and pranks written all over them. These people would still engage themselves on the internet, sometimes to the point of being terminally online, just to be played and manipulated upon by the other, not-so-friendly internet users. For those of you who are writing this, let's assess your life, take a break from the internet, and please, for the love of God, socialize outside more. It helps yourself and your mental wellbeing.

Chris Chan and the Seven Deadly Sins: A Comprehensive Breakdown

 (Warning: Strong language and graphic description of sexual reference and filth ahead)

 

                        I can't believe that I've returned to this topic. If you think that the previous piece was not enough, well strap yourselves in and hold on to your stomach, because this is probably would turn your intestines inside out for its gross nature. It's been few weeks since I posted the original Chris Chan article, and since then, more and more information about this person keeps popping up, including the (alleged) sexuality of this person, who identifies as a lesbian transwoman. I know I've used masculine and feminine pronouns interchangeably in the previous work, but since I've came to my own conclusion that this is just a stunt for attention, and the fact that the person in question is currently inside the male prison confinement, I'll just stick to the masculine ones for the rest of this piece.

 

            Since there are so many sagas and incidents involving Chris Chan, born Christopher Weston Chandler, formerly Christian Weston Chandler, now known as Christine Weston Chandler, it's hard to pin down the more defining moment that showcase his gullibility and vulnerability towards the wider audience, and his high-functioning autism (in other words, Asperger's syndrome) could only make things even worse from him. As I mentioned before, this person is incapable to distinguish fantasy from reality. He was also enabled by his parents, his "white knights", and few of his trolls, practically preventing him from maturing mentally. I guess the Japanese term Hikikomori (ひきこもり) really suit this person right. 

 

            Then I remembered something. I first wrote about the legend of the Seven Deadly Sins while breaking down the woke culture behavior just shy of two months ago, and I wonder, could this topic still be relevant with the person in question? Thanks to one YouTube video and countless articles on CWCki, it is possible to link those vices with some of Chandler's antics. For simplicity’s sake, I'll be referring to the original order of the sins from the previous article.

 

            Let's start with the sin of Pride. As the sin suggests, it's about putting one's desires and importance above collective efforts. In this case, Chandler is prideful of his own creations, that being his Sonichu comic series, his artistic and musical prowess, and his extensive collection of toys. He is also infamous for his egotistical behavior. This aspect of him shines bright during another saga where another Sonichu rip-off comic were circulating, named Asperchu. The comic in question was created by someone named Alec Benson Leary. The comic itself garnered fans and followers, mainly disgruntled Sonichu fans who were fed up due to its increasingly disturbing content. The namesake character is described as a parody of Chandler, with his striped shirt, his overweighed posture, his glasses, and Sonichu medallion. The name itself is a play of the Asperger's syndrome, which Chandler himself hate, his reasoning being the condition, along with people who suffer from it stole the limelight from real autistic person like him. On one occasion, when Chandler and Leary had a phone conversation, Leary's digitally drawn comic was disapproved by Chandler, who prefers hand-drawn comics. Seriously, Chandler's ego got the best of him by saying that Alec's drawing looks "crappy" compared to his drawings. Even when he's behind bars, he routinely writes letters from incarceration. One of those letters even mention his current predicament being similar to that of Jesus Christ, even claiming himself as Jesus. If that is not self-importance, I don't know what this shit is that's been spewing out of his mouth.

 

            Let's move to the fire sin that is the sin of Wrath. His autism is the main factor of this sin, as he sometimes loses control of his emotions, particularly while being subjected to relentless trolling. For this case, let's dissect the Clyde Cash saga. It all started when Chandler discovered the Encyclopedia Dramatica page of himself, at first, he tried to beg the Internet to shut the page down. He then tried to edit it himself in what he described as "information overload", but what he did was provided the trolls with more embarrassing information. He then pledged to stop the Sonichu series as long as that page was still up on the Internet. And this is where Clyde Cash made his move. He then messaged Chandler informing that his brother Ryan committed suicide out of heartbreak that Sonichu is stopping publication. Chandler, being the naïve, egotistical ass that he is, made a video that came across as condescending to the grieving Clyde. From sadness, came revenge. Clyde then posed as various characters and personas to troll Chandler, even as far as to impersonate VIPs of the video game industry. This provoked Chandler's anger, posting shout-filled videos while making threats of violence. But this is not the saga that really defines his wrath. In 2011, Chandler and Barbara were arrested for hit-and-run, misdemeanor assault, trespassing, and attacking a police officer by allegedly trying to run over the GAMe PLACe manager Michael Snyder, whom Chandler himself bore intense hatred. To paint this into light, Chandler was once a regular customer at the game place but was permanently banned by Snyder in 2008 due to his inflammatory behaviors. He once sprayed an unfortunate GameStop employee all because of his one-sided complaint over the (then) new Sonic the Hedgehog game titled Sonic Boom. The game itself included a minor change to Sonic's arms, which were blue in accordance with his torso, instead of regular skin color. 

 

            There are few vices that perfectly describes Chandler in its full extent. One of them is Greed. Christorians are very familiar to this one aspect of his life, which is desire to collect material possessions. To Chandler, it's toys, video games, and comic books. Before his arrest, he is known to be that one person who is unemployed, refused to work for his penny, and for the most part, enabled by his surroundings to spend excessive amount of money on materialistic possessions. He was on disability payment and social security, but instead of using the money to sustain himself, he blew those cash for video games, toys, trading cards and lottery tickets. And due to his inability of reason, during the Julie saga, where BlueSpike, under the guise of Max hacked Chandler's PlayStation Network account and made him to choose between his video games and his "sweetheart". He chose Julie, with the assumption that he would also get his account back, but BlueSpike had other ideas. By choosing Julie, he elected to release his PSN account, and to be sold on eBay, something Chandler couldn't comprehend. 

 

            But greed isn't the only sin that is heavily associated with this person. Gluttony is also one of them. By looking at his posture alone, standing at 180.3 cm (5ft 11in) and weight in 92 kg (203 pounds), it is obvious that he is not the healthiest person. His main diet consists of fast food, soda and energy drinks, and microwaveable TV dinner. He alleges himself to be a good cook, making himself some nutritious meals 4 to 5 times a week. But with the state of his kitchen, and the fact that his parents are compulsive hoarders, makes the claim impossible to be true. His awful daily schedule also contributes to his poor eating habits. For one, he almost never has breakfast, due to his sleeping schedule. He is always awake during midnight, and only went to bed at 6 o'clock in the morning, and usually wakes up late during the day. For his lunch, fast food restaurants like McDonald's and Burger King are his go-to spots. He could eat out up to 4 times a day, often with unhealthy portion size and deadly concoctions (French fries doused with soy sauce? Are you kidding me?). For dinner, since by this point, he's already worn out, poorly cooked, microwaveable TV dinner is what he has for dinner. His hydration level is also awfully bad, as he would consume about 1.8 liters of coke every day. That is about 195 grams of sugar, which in turn, makes about 800 calories per day. This alone could spell as a red flag on its own. This, in turn, left Chandler with health problems like obesity, and his inability to control his bowel movements. Coupled with the fact that he rarely (if ever) done some exercise, his poor hygiene habits and the fact that he once sliced his taint open in order to obtain a vagina, subsequently left infected, it's safe to say that Chandler is destroying his own body during that time span. 

 

            After reading some of his failed "love quest" stories, I can safely conclude that Chandler had also engaged with the sin of Envy. This is mainly represented by his "infinitely high boyfriend factor" theory that he believes wholeheartedly. He believes that all girls in general have boyfriends, for his love quest to succeed, he only needs to find himself a "boyfriend-free girl". This is evidently showed during the Liquid Chris saga, where Liquid, real name Christopher Duckworth actually has a girlfriend (now wife) named Kacey. Due to his resentment over this fact, Chandler, at the time was dubbed as Solid Chris, tried to seduce Kacey by pretending to be Liquid who pretended to be him. This backfired on Solid. 

 

            And departing from the love quests gone bad, we arrived at the sin of Lust. He is notorious for his lustful interactions with women who are genuinely close to him. Look at Megan Schroeder. She was constantly subjected to his rude advancements to the point of drawing himself and Megan on one of his Sonichu comics buck naked and having a steamy sex with one another. I can't say that he was an incel, but for most of his love quests, almost all the girls he met were either trolls or conspiring with other trolls to make him do embarrassing things on camera, and subsequently leak the footage to the internet. On one instance, during the early days of the Julie saga, Chandler once performed a sexual intercourse on a sex doll while yelling Julie's name, as per request of BlueSpike. This culminated in Chandler losing his virginity to a sex worker by the name of Mia Hamm. It is also worth noted that the incident he was arrested for was also a byproduct of the sin of Lust, by allegedly having a sexual relationship with Barbara, his own 80-year-old, dementia-ridden mother. 

 

            And to tie this with greed and gluttony, Chandler is known as quite a lazy person, hence the relevance with the sin of Sloth. He is notorious for this aspect, as he is a NEET, an acronym for "Not in Education, Employment or Training". His refusal to work mainly stems from his dad who encourage him to stay out of employment, believing that the Social Security Disability Insurance is enough to support him. This effectively enabling him to believe that despite his age, he can live like a child forever. This is only made worse by enablers who subscribed to his Patreon page, knowing full well that the money would not be used to sustain himself, but instead to be spent on video games, toys, and lots of unhealthy food and concoctions. His financial situation doesn't help the case either. Aside from his refusal to work, his own work, that being the Sonichu comics would also go unfinished, and if he managed to finish it, he finished it long after the deadline was supposed to meet, same with his paid commissions. He did (allegedly) hold some real-life jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery, supposedly the latter is a multi-level marketing specializes in selling overpriced knives. Both jobs didn't last long, with his employment at Wendy's terminated for being rude to the customers, and with the scam filled MLM knives company, according to his accounts, his boss "left at summer's end." Until his arrest, he is adamant that he will not work for a penny for the rest of his life, and for someone who merely suggest that he should get a job would be treated as someone who committed hate speech.

 

            There are endless stories and sagas connected to Chris Chan that can be explore, each with their own twists and turns, but when it comes to the behavior of the person in question, it is clear that his own behavior set him up for failure. It is of course, from these behaviors alone, Chandler ticks all the boxes regarding the Seven Deadly Sins. From failed love quests, rip-off works, fantasy and financial enablers, his own parental failure, and torments from trolls, Christine Weston Chandler would be remembered forever as the most documented person on the Internet, known for his detachment from reality and his excessive indulgence over his own fantasies. Stay safe, get those jabs if necessary, and keep your health as the top priority.

The Tragic Story of Chris Chan: Through Online Trolls and Mental Destruction

 (Warning: Strong languages and graphic depiction of sexual references and filth ahead)

 

Notes: 

 

-In order to better understand the context, some highlighted words throughout this article are actually links to specific contents and topics regarded the case at hand.

 

-Due to the person's gender transition, I am using masculine pronouns for events before 2016, and feminine pronouns for events from 2016 onwards prior to the arrest.

 

 

            Usually, I'm not a big fan of true crime stories. In fact, I actually avoid it at all costs due to some of them being so graphic, I almost wanted to spew. But I've been hooked up by this one story about an autistic person who clearly lives in his own fantasy, turned into a monster by the trolls of the Internet just for their own benefit. This, in turn, broke this person's mental health. I am aware that this person is the most documented person in history of the Internet if not the world. From failed love quests, terrors from internet trolls to a disgusting act to their own flesh and blood. Yes, I'm writing this while trying to hold my breakfast from spewing out and ruining my computer in the process.

 

            This story started in Charlottesville, Virginia, USA on the 24th of February 1982. A baby boy by the name of Christopher Weston Chandler was born from his parents Barbara Anne Weston and Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Now bear in mind, the couple are in the middle to late ages when baby Christopher was brought to the world. Barbara was 40 years old, and her husband was 54 years of age. During his early childhood, he was mute until the age of 7, and was diagnosed with high-functioning autism spectrum disorder (Asperger's syndrome) when he was 5. By his own accounts, his autism was first triggered when he was locked up inside a dark toy room by an abusive babysitter when he was merely four months old. His education experiences did not help the case either. He first attended Greene County Primary School until third grade, being enrolled since kindergarten. He then switched to Nathaniel Greene Elementary School, where he experienced many forms of abuse from pinning him to the ground to audio taping his cries. He then home-schooled in fifth grade, and then attended Province Middle School, where he would graduate in 1996. He then enrolled to Piedmont Virginia Community College, majoring in Computer-Aided Drafting and Design, and graduated in 2006.

 

            Since he has high-functioning autism, like most autistic kids in general, he has imaginative mind and tend to live on his own fantasies, and he was socially awkward. In 2000, he created his own original character Sonichu. You might wonder what Sonichu is. In short, he fused two characters from two different series to form a hybrid fictional character he could call his own, those two being Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu from the Pokémon anime series. He did this for his computer graphics class. He had to design a CD album cover, but with one condition: he was not allowed to use copyrighted characters. He circumvents this rule by creating Sonichu. Appearance-wise, Sonichu retains the original Sonic appearance, but added more details from Pikachu like yellow skin with black streaks instead of blue, and the electric Pokémon’s tails and ears. around 2005, specifically in March, he released his first Sonichu comic web series. He then solidified Sonichu's existence by releasing more comics and some merchandise and memorabilia like his Sonichu Medallion made from (supposedly) crayons. The comic was discovered in 2007 by 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica, making Chandler something of a celebrity on the internet circle. But due to his childish drawing style, and the solemn fact that he cannot distinguish the distorted lines between the internet and real life (a byproduct of autism), he became the prime target for trolls.

 

            There is another side to the story that might be contradicting between this person's early life and current life. One of those is before his gender transition, Chandler was known as Christopher Weston Chandler, then legally changed to Christian Weston Chandler. He was raised in a strict conservative household and shaped his mind with various opinions like homophobia and racial superiority. To add to this, he never received any therapies regarding his autism. Hell, he hated pickles due to the shape that reminds him of a penis, because of his homophobic views at the time while proclaiming himself as straight. During this time, Chandler have been engaged with a love quest to find himself a "boyfriend-free girlfriend". He once had a real-life female friend named Megan Schroeder, whom he befriended in 2005. He once tried to woo her by entering a competition called ChopChop Master Onion's Rap Showdown, with the winner received a PlayStation Portable version of PaRappa the Rapper. But his advancements failed, as another entry, submitted by someone named Adam Stackhouse on behalf of his sister won the prize instead. This infuriated a dejected Chandler, and to make things worse, Megan herself expressed her relief for his loss, while also stated her discomfort towards his behavior. He once got suspended from his college for an attempt of soliciting female students via a sign seeking for a romantic partner, and supposedly did indecent acts towards them. This in turn lead him to Mary Lee Walsh, later depicted by his Sonichu comic as the main villain.

 

            Along the way during his love quest, in 2008 he met someone online by the name of Blanca. But in reality, it was a troll assuming the Blanca identity. They initiated a deep communication culminating to "Blanca" requested Chandler to send his prized Sonichu medallion, which in turn, the troll blew their "Blanca" cover and proceeded to record themselves destroying the medallion by cutting it into pieces, burning it, urinating on it, and to rub more salt to the wound, dump it inside a jar full of pickles. Another instance was at the same year, when "Julie" came along. The reason why I put quotation marks is because "Julie" was another troll created by someone under the name of BlueSpike. Julie was portrayed as a girl interested in Chandler. Over the course of the relationship, "Julie" asked Chandler to send her clips of him performing sex acts on an inflatable doll while yelling Julie’s name. BlueSpike then added more fuel to the fire by creating another persona, this time named "Max", posed as the younger brother of "Julie" while maintaining the previous persona as a separate character. Under this guise, he hacked into Chandler's PlayStation Network account and threatened him to sell it on eBay and putting their relationship to a stop, unless Chandler fulfilled his request of saying that "Billy Mays is the mayor of CWCville" and told him to "shove that Sonichu medallion up his ass". One instance of love trolling happened in real life. It started when Chandler met a girl named Emily. Unlike previous two instances (from countless others), this time, Emily is a real-life girl. they went on a date together, with Chandler's dad in tow, doing most of the talking. After some time, Robert Jr excuses himself so that his son (at the time) and Emily could have some time together. And this was the time when a man in a pickle suit came and snatched her away from Chandler's hands. It was later revealed that Emily and the pickle suit man were co-conspirators to troll Chandler further. 

 

            The trolling didn't stop at Chandler's love quest either. Many of those involving Sonichu. One of them happened around the same time as the "Blanca" saga when a troll, under the guise of English football personality Jimmy Hill, claimed that he is the real creator of Sonichu, and that he successfully turned the series into a franchise in the UK. The depiction for this troll's version of Sonichu was miles away from Chandler's depiction. One defining difference being that Sonichu on the troll's side was depicted as gay (supposedly an effort to upset him), and Chandler himself was described as an evil robot. Impersonation seems to be the trolls' primary weapon in this scenario, as another one, this time by the name of Clyde Cash, posing as Nintendo game director Shigeru Miyamoto and president of Nintendo of America Reggie Fils-Aime to break the (fake) news to Chandler that a Sonichu game was considered and rejected. The more prolific case was in late June 2009, when "Liquid Chris" came along. This sparks a "CWCivil War" between Chandler, at that time dubbed as "Solid Chris" and "Liquid Chris", trying to proof themselves as the real Chris Chan. In this context, Liquid Chris, who is the obvious impersonator, accused Solid Chris (Chandler) to be an impostor. 

 

            Some paragraphs ago I mentioned about Encyclopedia Dramatica's discovery of the Sonichu series. And after said discovery, Chandler was mocked relentlessly for the contents inside it, which was filled with homophobia, ridiculing women and narcissistic and manipulative behavior. In 2011, he began identifying himself as a tomgirl, and (this is where the pronouns changed) came out as a transgender woman in 2016, now known as Christine Weston Chandler. Her reasoning is because of high frequency videos she watched that eventually lead her to get an orchiectomy. She then further identifies herself as a lesbian transwoman. By this time, her father had already passed away, leaving her with Barbara. Her identity was disapproved by her family. 

 

            The most infamous troll saga post-transition done by a group called The Idea Guys happened from late October 2017 until their ousting on April 2018. During that time, they allegedly exploited the fact that her Sonichu universe also doubles as her own coping mechanism and proceeded to tear it limb-to-limb with various absurd and outright disgusting ideas. The first one was to alter the CWCverse to suit their ideas instead of Chris' by posing as her imaginary friends, pitching absurdities such as switching Sonichu's birthday to 20th of March, in reference to Adolf Hitler's birthdate and to marijuana (4/20), crazy characters like Bundychu, which is a character based on rapist and murderer Ted Bundy, to purposely played the role as Nazis convincing Christine to destroy the Christine Doll, convinced to have been bugged. They also managed to extort US$ 6.000 worth of gift cards, video games and other accessories by constantly threatened to destroy the fictional universe of CWCville. Their ousting began when the first one revealed to be Joshua Allen Wise, was doxed on 22nd January 2018. This followed by another doxing of Stephen Boyd, who allegedly was partnering Wise, and picked up where he left off two days after Wise had been ousted. 

 

            And the mother of all cases caused by aggressive online trolls happened on the 30th of July 2021, when a phone conversation was leaked by someone named Bella, known as Isabella Janke, probably Christine's most infamous and demented troll she ever encountered. In this phone conversation, she managed to extract a confession by Chandler about her sexual relationship with her 80-year-old, dementia-ridden mother. She detailed on how an old lady, suffering from a degenerative condition, made her first move on her own daughter, and proceeded to fuck her. A snippet of the conversation revealed that the alleged sexual assault happened since June. There were also text messages where Chandler confirmed this. There are also videos where Christine put a camera to a confused Barbara in order to promote her Patreon page, by telling her mother, who is not mentally present, to advertise said page. First of all, I want to stress that incest in any shape or form is illegal and morally demented. But to rape your own mother with dementia is another level of "what the fuck is this fucker doing" insanity. Seriously. You must be so mentally demented to do it. But then again, Christine's behavior stems from decades of endless troll she was subjected to. She was arrested on the 1st of August and charged with one count of incest, classified as a Class 5 felony in the state of Virginia. 

 

            When I first became aware of this story, I have a bit of a curious mind to see just what transpires all these events mentioned above. At first, I think of it as "this person is quite messed up in the head", but after those stories, videos, and other disgusting details, I am now appalled by all those trolls and all the parental failure that eventually shaped Chandler to be this monster that she is today. What she did to her elderly mother cannot be justified, but what those trolls did to her in the first place is more fucked up. 

 

            To close this, Chris Chan, known as Christine Chandler, born Christopher Chandler was another kid with autism who just want to live a normal life in real life and her own fantasy. She was raised in a heavily conservative family, but later transitioned into a woman. Her comic series was created by fusing two characters from two different series to create a new character and in turn, her own universe. She was subjected to many trolls that took advantage on her autism. From failed love quest to the mental destruction and dismantling of her fantasy world. She currently charged for sexually assaulted her dementia-ridden mother. After this, I don't know if I want to do another true crime story, this piece alone is pretty demented as it is. But I don't know, I might counter another story similar to this, and in turn, maybe I would turn them into another piece. And until then, stay safe, get your jabs, wash your hands, stay out of crowds, and always two meters apart at all times.