(Warning: Strong languages, sexual references and rants ahead)
Okay. Hear me out for a second. I believe human beings are born with different levels of intelligence and different ways of thinking. Therefore, everybody has their own opinions when it comes to specific issues or problems, that otherwise would require a full understanding in order to find a specific solution. We are also having different standards on some aspects, like hygiene and cleanliness, food preferences, or our way to conduct our daily activities. On the moral side of things, it depends on what ideology someone might have in their minds. If it’s someone living in a more predominately Muslim region, most of their moral standards are more likely based in Islamic customs, or if that same individual live in a more liberal setting, It would be like “as long as you are not walking around buck naked, it’s okay”. Same with someone’s sexual life, with both scenarios in play. But some people just want to shove their standards to non-consenting society; or forcing everyone to follow certain things against their will.
Just yesterday we celebrated what would have been Australian wildlife conservationist Steve Irwin’s 57th birthday. He passed away in 2006 after an accident involving a manta ray during a filming process. To celebrate the occasion, Google decided to post a doodle depicting Irwin holding a crocodile chewing the letter “L”. One organization in particular, PETA (acronym for People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) responded the doodle with tweets seemingly targeted to tarnish the Australian’s legacy and life. One of which even stated that he was killed while “harassing a ray”. They ended up getting roasted by the Internet. Hilariously, this same “animal rights” group is also known for blatant hypocrisy. While fighting for “animal’s rights”, they are also known for high euthanasia rates for animals, whether stray and wild animals, or “rescued” pets (PETA didn’t believe in pet ownership, stating it as “an abysmal situation”). One source even revealed that in total, from 1998 (second half only) to 2019, there are as many as 41.539 animals were killed from 49.737 received, that is 83,5% of total animals on PETA’s shelters. But what grinds me the most is they are also notorious to promote veganism to the point of actually unbearable to look. Few of their campaigns involving trying to turn the society into vegan diets, claiming that by eating meat, they support animal cruelty. Now listen here, you little shits! Yes, there are some type of birds, four-legged animals, fishes, or any types of animals that are not suitable for human diets for numbers of factors. Pork (or any pig-based ingredients for that matter) is strictly forbidden according to the Islamic Sharia diet, because of the fact that the pigs actually showered in their own fecal remains. Eagles are not suitable either, because of their sharp claws. Chickens, cows, certain types of fish (or any sea creatures) and goats or lambs are mostly raised in farms as kettles for eggs, milks, wool, and meat. And during the process, they are treated with utmost care and as humanly as possible. And it depends on someone’s personal taste to be a meat eater (I am one, and I’m fucking proud of it.) or a vegetarian. One more thing that makes me want to go on a manhunt for these PETA assholes is their dairy campaign, ignorantly linked the consumption of milk with autism, which is both a hilarity and a total bullshit on its own. From what I understand, autism (officially known as Autism Spectrum Disorder) is a mental/neurological condition that mainly affects someone on the social level. It means, it’s mainly a neurological matter, not something that can be easily triggered by outside factor (Same for those crazed anti-vax mobs, but that is for another story). I wonder what kind of weed they must be smoking when they made this campaign. Must be stronger than the ones Snoop Dogg used to smoke.
You think that’s the only case of morality police on patrol? Oh boy, I’m just getting started. There is one current uproar in Indonesia involving the Indonesian Commission for Child Protection (Komisi Perlindungan Anak Indonesia, KPAI in Indonesian) commissioner for health, narcotics and addictive substances Siti Hikmawatty. Her controversial statement claims that if women went to the same swimming pool as men, she would end up pregnant. If there is an award for the bullshit statement of the year, this would take the top prize. She even continued the otherwise head-scratching comment by stating that some men might get sexually excited and ejaculate on the pool, with some sperm that are said to be strong enough to actually impregnate a woman. She later apologized, claiming that the statement is not on behalf of the commission, but as a personal statement. But alas, the fire has started, and memes and roasts started to flood all social media channels. On a more serious note, the Indonesian Doctors Association executive Nazar stated as documented by The Jakarta Post that it is impossible for women to get pregnant in a swimming pool. I think what dr. Nazar said is consistent, unless you have the pool for yourself with your wife, and actually engaged in a full sexual contact (intercourse involving penile penetration into the vagina), there is no goddamn way in hell that a woman can get pregnant inside a swimming pool. For those of you who wonder who this woman is, this is the same woman who accused the renowned clove cigarette company Djarum for child exploitation over their badminton scholarship program, citing that the move actually promotes smoking among the youth (In opposite, the Djarum Badminton Club outlaws smoking inside their premises). Many of you might think that she is just some idiot with limited knowledge, but she actually has a master’s degree in early childhood education. So, either she did it for sensation, or blatant ignorance. There are many other cases like this that makes you laugh and embarrassed to be an Indonesian at the same time. One of which is the proposed Family Integration Bill, that is viewed as a possible intrusion of privacy and slight traces of misogynist views (the bill has a verse stated that the husband is the traditional breadwinner, and the wife as the more traditional “housewife”). Few “sketchy” bills including a move to outlaw sperm and ovum donors, a rehabilitation plans for LGBT community and outlawing whips and bondage (as well as rehabilitating those who are engaged with BDSM/Bondage, Domination, Sadism and Masochism). Let me stress one thing out. When it comes to sexual activities between a married couple (husband-wife), it should be their own business to handle. You perverts thought that this supposed “bill” would further enforce all families in Indonesia, but instead, it would only be viewed as a step back for women’s rights. The government should not dictate a happily married family on how they run their own household. And to make things worse, when it comes to proper sexual education, we are still stuck in the Neanderthal era (and by that, I mean whenever a sex-related topic is being brought up, it would be quickly dismissed as immoral and sinful).
Clearly, while everyone keeps their moral standards to themselves and not boasting too much about it, some deranged fuckers are more than happy to enforce their standards, shoving them to every non-consenting people’s throats, and complain and moaning if there are something that is not suit their approval. Whether animal treatment to someone’s sexual life and preferences, there is always one idiot that always nagging on little things. While some are highly educated and intelligent for their own right, they are willingly to drop some IQ points to that of a Neanderthal to post sketchy statements, questionable beliefs, confusing remarks, and rage-triggering opinions. Safe to say that morality police are doing nothing but being a total pain in the ass.